A woman’s mugshot has gone viral following her arrest for one of the most bizarre offenses ever. In fact, we’re not even sure what she did was a crime, and the authorities might have to come up with a whole new law if she’s to be convicted.
The woman, shown below, was reportedly apprehended after going to her ex-boyfriend’s house and then filling his gas tank with Skittles she had already sucked on and Coke Zero.
This beckons plenty of questions.
Let’s start with the “sucked part.” Are sucked Skittles more effective than non-sucked ones if you’re trying to ruin someone’s engine?
Secondly, how did the police know they had already been sucked? Was her tongue discolored at the time of her arrest? Maybe she broke down and confessed? Even so, we can’t imagine her saying, “I had already sucked on them,” while speaking to the cops. Anyhoo, her mugshot has been doing the rounds online because she’s a sight for sore eyes, even in that intimidating orange jumpsuit.
Check her out in the photo below:
“I wish she would’ve sucked them skittles and spit them in my mouth,” someone wrote in the comments.
“How did they know the Skittles were sucked on?!!???!” another asked.
“Why were they already sucked?!” asked a third.
“this is the first time in my life i have ever read the words “already sucked skittles” someone else wrote.
“ngl this one maybe innocent,” a user suggested.
“What’s her Bond i got it!!” another offered.
We got it; she’s hot. But they say behind every fine woman is a man who’s tired of her.
It appears the dude got tired to the point where she needed to take her time to taste the rainbow before trying to sabotage his car.
